point of no return

If you’re gonna have pizza with someone else, what do you have to do? You gotta talk about what you want. Even if you’re going to have the same pizza you always have, you say, ‘We getting the usual?’ Just a check in. And square, round, thick, thin, stuffed crust, pepperoni, stromboli, pineapple — none of those are wrong; variety in the pizza model doesn’t come with judgment. So ideally when the pizza arrives, it smells good, looks good, it’s mouthwatering. Wouldn’t it be great if we had that kind of anticipation before sexual activity, if it stimulated all our senses, not just our genitals but this whole-body experience. And what’s the goal of eating pizza? To be full, to be satisfied. That might be different for different people; it might be different for you on different occasions. Nobody’s like ‘You failed, you didn’t eat the whole pizza.’

NY Times: Teaching Good Sex (via ffolkthepainaway)

A metaphor about pizza and sex? Perfect!

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I fucking love this analogy, and I just read the whole article and loved it too. It’s long but definitely worth checking out if you haven’t already!

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Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens.

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Miranda Kerr

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Miranda Kerr

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mistressn:

Wanted to be in the holiday spirit…you can never go wrong with this song!

Happy Halloween everyone!

stfuconservatives:

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It’s basically this.
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stfuconservatives:

thisisyouroriginality submitted:

It’s basically this.

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If you agree or identify with this comic in any way shape or form then you need to seriously rethink the way you interact with people.

-Joe

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Whatta Man - Salt ‘n’ Pepa

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